Dear Friar Laurence,
I am writing to you now to tell you what an Excellent plan of yours that was with Romeo and Juliet.
I mean, What could possibly go wrong? Juliet faking her death and trusting a slow friar to deliver the message of your "little secret" when he lives right next to an apothecary?! Just pure Genius I applaud you sir for you must be the biggest fool to ever set foot in Verona.
By the way how are you doing? I know I'm having no fun AT ALL. I mean I'm just waiting for that plague to go on both Tybalt's and those Montague's Houses....
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