Thursday, April 4, 2013

The Shirt and the Skirt

Romeo showed up today and- is that Juliet's nurse? Oh and shes asking for Romeo?Oh this is going to be fun...OK I'm done messing with the skirt and her henchman the shirt. So Benvolio and the others all thought it was good fun.

From Beyond the Grave

Dear Friar Laurence,
    I am writing to you now to tell you what an Excellent plan of yours that was with Romeo and Juliet.
I mean, What could possibly go wrong? Juliet faking her death and trusting a slow friar to deliver the message of your "little secret" when he lives right next to an apothecary?! Just pure Genius I applaud you sir for you  must be the biggest fool to ever set foot in Verona.
    By the way how are you doing? I know I'm having no fun AT ALL. I mean I'm just waiting for that plague to go on both Tybalt's and those Montague's Houses....
So this is what happens when you piss of a capulet......HE STABS YOU AND CHEATS LIKE A BLOODY MONGREL!!!!!!!
Well This is a decent picture of me.......You know before I died.

Here we go again

I shouldn't be dead right now...Tybalt cheated STABBED ME THROUGH FREAKING ROMEO'S ARM!!!!! I could of freaking won I swear if i can haunt him the rest of his days i swear i will .....Crap! Romeo just killed him too! I mean What am I supposed to do now? sit pretty and twiddle my invisible fingers? Gaah! Being dead sucks so Freaking Much!