Question of authority

Since I have died I have had alot of time to think about things....One of these things being the fact that Juliet gets a long sad and drawn out funeral while for all the audience knows I am just rotting in the middle of Verona! Yes! I the kinsman of the Prince cannot be given even the simple respect of a decent burial! No no no my friends I have to become Verona's newest Febreeze scent: A hint of decay. Oh the injustice!